Natural log cabin + c = houseboat.
What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers.
How does a cow add?
With a cow-culator.
What happens when you cross a friend and a calculator?(i like this)
You get a friend you can count on.
What happened to the plant in the math class?
It grew square roots.
What kind of insect is good at math?
The account-ant
If one's not enough, two's company and three's a crowd,
what's four and five?
Nine.
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